Cilada!!!

You know when you have those professional networks thinking that if you do as you´re told you´ll nail that job? I thought that too.
Anyways, I get happy when cool people ask me to connect. Even if they are not particularly in the same field of work as I am. I reckon the exchange of information is of extreme value.
So I get this invitation and I inocently added this person. I checked his profile: mmm, senior accountant of a bank in UK. Not too shabby. Then, some questions came through my mind and in my fantastic world (pretty much like Bobby´s):

 1. Can I see his complete profile? Oops... no. He didn´t fill it up.
 2. Does he follow any companies? Nah.
 3. Does he have any endorsements? Nein.
 4. Does he have many contacts? 207 (all Brazilians... I see a pattern here).
5. Does he like kinchi? Probably.
6. Why did he chose me? Because you´re special! <3 p="">7. Why only Brazilian people as connections? Maybe he likes one of our most known clichés, beats me! Pelé, samba, caipirinha, bleh!
8. Do we have any common connection? Niet.
9. How did he find me? Korean random lottery (that´s my assumption)
10. How do I say no in Korean???


I thought to myself, rest your head child. Tomorrow will be another day and maybe this lad will be like one of your Facebook contacts, you know... But no! He wrote me! He asked me urgently to answer to his e-mail. It must have been something of utter importance. IT WASN´T!

SERIOUSLY???  I mean, SERIOUSLY???? I may live in a Fantastic World but it ain´t a stupid one!

Than I thought about that Molejo song, Cilada*. How appropriate! (Without the love shite)  :)

*trap, ambush. In his case, a scam.

So, beware of the offer. I´ve done my share! Have a good day folks!